De-Motivational Quotes

I have always enjoyed sarcasm.  I ran across these "de-motivational" quotes and found them highly entertaining so I thought I would share.  I think it's important to never take yourself too seriously and always take the time to find the humor in life--otherwise, life can just stink...

*Always remember that you are unique.  Just like everybody else.


*The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.


*If you struggle with loneliness, remember you are not alone.  And yet you are alone.  So very alone.


*For every winner, there are dozens of losers.  Odds are you are one of them.


*When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true.  Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life.  Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for.  Unless it's death by meteor.


*LOSING--If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.


*CLUELESSNESS--There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.


*MISTAKES--It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.


*It's lonely at the top.  But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.


*Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.


*CHALLENGES--I expected times like this-but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.


*Let's agree to respect each others' views no matter how wrong yours might be.


*There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.


*It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.


*When the going gets tough, the tough get going.  The smart left a long time ago.

*With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams.  Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.

*Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

*Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.